i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Somebody fucking gets it! Like, i’m not going to waste my time if you aren’t in it for the long haul.
me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds